The Fiefdom of Eastern Staia Nellionioneley is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 261 million Eastern Staia Nellionioneleyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Eastern Staia Nellionioneleyian economy, worth 19.5 trillion ESNPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 74,538 ESNPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Meat-eating is frowned upon, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Staia Nellionioneley's national animal is the bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eastern Staia Nellionioneley is ranked 242,947th in the world and 84th in Iris for Largest Populations, with 261 million capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Staia Nellionioneley was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, meat-eating is frowned upon.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Staia Nellionioneley, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Eastern Staia Nellionioneley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Inclusive.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » 
James R Kennedy, 
Vltava Rivers, and 
The Dale Snatfoxy.
